Little Weenies

Even though I’m a mother I have no idea why I find women who change their baby’s diaper in public repulsive.  Maybe it’s the fact that I’m done with that stage in my life and when I go to the tennis club I don’t want to be seeing little ity bity weenies flying all over, nor do I want to be watching you wipe yellow mustard colored poop off your baby’s behind.  Maybe, just maybe it’s the fact that the f’ing changing room is 5 feet away from you, so get your lazy ass up and take your kid to the nearest family room where there is a very expensive and well equipped changing table!  They will NOT develop diaper rash within the 30 seconds it takes you to get to the nearest rest room.

I mean come on people, don’t you have to go into the bathroom afterwards to wash your hands anyway…wait…I hope you wash your hands…don’t you??

I know, I’m being a bitch, but I had to put my 2 cents out there.


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